Two Russian tigers and a Siberian bear believe Joe Biden will win the election. But according to the squirrels in South Carolina, President Trump will get his second term. Alas, Paul the Octopus — who correctly predicted the outcome of eight World Cup soccer matches, the odds of which are so unlikely that a probability blog calculated there was potentially a 3 percent chance the cephalopod was genuinely “psychically-inclined” — died back in 2010, and was therefore unreachable for comment.
Don’t believe in psychic animals? Then how about the historian who has correctly predicted every election since 1984 and foresees a Biden victory? Or the