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Waffle maker, psychic and cunnilingus

What? To shock? To initiate? Annoying? No, the theme is completely philosophical. A figure of speech — a wonderful expression. Something of speech turns? Or the word turns into something insulated? Or the old word turns into a new word? As a mighty lion — mouse in the French tale?

A little bit of everything and miraculously changed, is changing our terrible consciousness. About waffles, I could have refused to write: vallerani and wplistcal on Soviet and Russian grass-roots jargon is called “individuals who are prone to getting pleasure from urogenitalinom contact”. Don’t really understand where these cunnilinguist find people that do not receive pleasure from such contacts, but in today, the latest Russian word “waffle iron” is known as a beautiful new yellow markings in the form of a grid on the roads, forks, and the squares, where it is impossible to stop or be caught by the traffic light switching from yellow to red. And we here on the waffle iron will have to stop. In purely research purposes, because the world is heading big wave of justice. Not in favor of a peasant, frankly. Before it was? Glorified courage. Collective farm woman with sickle at sculpture by Vera Mukhina “worker and collective farm girl” was a man with a hammer. Even the verses on this subject was. Having gone into exile in the United States, Naum Korzhavin in the mid-1970s, spent some time on Perevalnoe Soviet renegades, at Ostia, at the gates of Rome, where Communist symbols and today, decades later, noticeable on every corner. Man, nurtured in the Soviet Union, simply could not write:

Everywhere — even fight, though bite —
Here the hammer and sickle in Moscow!
And it makes me a sickle in the balls
And the hammer on the head.

Today’s social revolution no less radical. But the people in it still not ready. Both men and even many women are afraid to resist the obvious. But wait, when I will naturally overcome the usual male chauvinistic dislocation, is not necessary. Language is not consciousness itself, it is matter, Yes, miraculous, Yes, infinitely more varied and rich than can befall a single person or even a group of people. Hence the belief by many that language is a gift of some deities. But spiritualized still speaking and writing people. As they agree, so be it. Maybe not right away. Maybe the next generation will be howling from your innovation, how do we howl from the spelling reform of 1918. But what if there comes a revolutionary situation? The upper classes are unable to govern in the old way, the lower classes do not want to live in the old way.

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A few days ago, at the beginning of February 2019, the firm Reebok launched and then withdrew an advertising campaign that had a slogan: “Move the needle on male approval male face”. The response to this slogan, possibly the first key meme 2019 — was stupid. I almost wrote, like all our barbaric society, but he restrained himself. First, no one forced the audience to perceive this call sexist. The expression “to sit on the needle” means a needle of a syringe. In the last thirty years only and conversations that about sisanie throughout the country with oil and gas needle. And nobody suspects the writing is sexist.

Or here to sit on the face. Well, there’s a lot of stuff there. But also not necessarily sexual.

Brezhnev stands on the porch
the expression on the face.
Expresses the person
than sit on the porch.

Of course, another squirt objected to me that is much more important in the Russian poetry of the era of stagnation, another ditty that has arisen, however, in a rotten student atmosphere the worst part of Soviet youth.

You — the egg and I egg
Together, we are the testicles.
We *** on the face,
And now the holidays.

But with this, and we had to start. Anyway, and aggressive component of the male we have here no less than in the is cleaner 1990-ies “suck for peanuts”. Freedom of speech, combined with the freedom of the market, and gave a surge of male chauvinism. And the time ran out — a woman can put a man on the spot! Enough to gag a Blowjob, laugh and cunnilingus at the ready.

Temporary surrender of Reebok understandable. In Rosobrnadzora better watch out: catch — so crap that the bones will not collect. And in the clandestine use the expression “sit on face” until you get stronger in the fresh, not Brezhnev value. Since then, after many words changed their meaning. For example, the word “psychic”. Now the psychics are some kind of wizards and witches, the wizards and witches who will compete in the “Battle of psychics”, who is probably the person you will find. But under Brezhnev, a corresponding member of the USSR Academy of Sciences and the author of a textbook on dialectical materialism coordinated search of the psychics all over the USSR, so only extended the life of members of the Politburo. Bulgaria was Wang, and we have Ninel Kulagina and Davitashvili Djuna, Chumak and Kashpirovsky. Psychics are treated of comrade Brezhnev in the Soviet Union, comrade Zhivkov in Bulgaria, but it didn’t work in people with extrasensory perception.

Why, where did in the Soviet era, the belief in the supernatural? Isn’t hung on any firewalls capitals of the slogan “Socialism without post, Telegraph, machine — empty phrase!”?

Did not convince people that “the Victory of communism is inevitable!”? Did Lenin winked at all of us with the poster “go right way, comrades!”? Here’s what it is. In a world full of clarity and determinism, not even abandoning materialistic in their understanding of the world, working people have dreamed about a miracle. It even look, did not have particularly. Someone believed in your spot, someone is in Christ, someone in Muhammad, who sought consolation from the Buddha. It is a sacred right of the workers to satisfy still. True believers have now become very much, and they all strive to be kind to each other, to support each other in faith, and to comfort him in disbelief.

Maybe the only weakness in this universal celebration of faith is a certain distrust of nature, to the so-called human nature. Some servants of different cults downright standing on guard of spirituality and in a hurry sometimes be stoned or put in jail those who, for example, believes in the wrong, from their point of view, of the gods or in the wrong God. And there are those who believe in God may be correct, but their faith send wrong — not in the language, for example, not holding hands, not on the side going to the latrine. Or the headquarters of his Church are somewhere far away from Moscow. As if on a virtual waffle iron parked. Are treacherous struggle for feminitity and gender equality. Just a little bit, and we will sodomise the arrival of the goddess instead of God. Which, incidentally, would be deeply logical for monotheists. If you’re a monotheist, then you are kind of as a single goddess to honor a female ancestor of mankind, not only of the sculptor-father.

As Russian, for example, the society holds, since N. A. Nekrasov, exclusively on the female mind and the female will, provides a massive male impotence (not so much in sexual, how many in the intellectual sense of the word), and listen to native Russian speakers should be to how speaks and writes a free woman. As taught by the TV channel “Rain”, “Woman on top!”. And as noted recently one of our debuting, yet wished to remain anonymous:

Not able to do Cooney,
Live, my friend, in vain.

Source:ru.rfi.fr
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